6. You suddenly believe in voodoo as you put a hex on the person that walked away from the copy machine without fixing the paper jam they created.
5. You realize 'loaning' a pencil to a student is like loaning $20 to a wino.
4. Index cards are so rare there is an insider trading ring in the supply closet.
3. You have a love/hate relationship with movies like 'Stand and Deliver' and 'Freedom Writers.'
2. People who have no clue what your job actually entails decide your salary, your hours, and your retirement.
1. Dry erase markers never seem to last longer than two weeks.
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