Top Ten Things You Need to Know But No One Has Told You

10. Every student will have a cell phone, on their person, powered on, during class, no matter what the policy is

9. Exactly how 'decorated' does your classroom need to be?

8. Do teachers have to wait in line in the cafeteria? 

7. What if you need an emergency bathroom break during class?

6. What to do if a student writes you romantic notes

5. How to keep your rear end from jiggling when you erase the board

4. Which secretary to ask for things, and which to stay away from

3. When to approach your department head about a problem with another teacher, and when to suffer in silence

2. Your Facebook and your students DO NOT MIX

1. You will have favorite students, but you must pretend you do not